ROLL FOR GIVING A F K T/S 2XL

WE PUT THE "D(20)" IN "IDGAF"!

TELL 'EM TO MAKE A SAVING THROW AGAINST DISDAIN!

SHOW 'EM HOW YOU ROLL!

Presenting the perfect first step for dealing with life's problems, whether it's personal life, work life, tabletop life, online/virtual life, or any combination!  Are you even obligated to give a flying Skaven's exhaust port about it?  Oh, look, a 1!  (DM note: Default T-Shirt: Roll for buying this shirt is a nat 20.)