Perhaps you wish you could live in a hole in the ground. Perhaps you smoke pipeweed, or maybe you eat Second Breakfast and Elevensies before lunch. Perhaps you long for a simpler life. A smaller life. Perhaps you wish you were... a halfling! Sadly, there's not much call for halflings in the modern world, but in your own sphere you can channel your inner halfling with Think Geek's Halfling Slippers. These plush slippers turn your feet into adorable hairy feet. One size fits most adult feet.