SCHRODINGERS CAT EXECUTIVE DECISION MAKER

When decisions need to be made, sometimes there isn't a right choice. In the long run, these things don't matter. Give up your free will to the Schrödinger's Cat Executive Decision Maker. To use the Schrödinger's Cat Executive Decision Maker: 1. Ask your question. Any question that can be answered in a binary fashion will do. You'll never know the answer if you don't ask. 2. Slide open the door. At this point, the magic will happen and you'll see the cat flashing in flux between life and death. You'll either find this disturbing or intensely magical. 3. See your decision solidify before you. The cat will be alive (which we interpret as a "Yes") or dead (or "No"). The almighty Schrödinger's Cat Executive Decision Maker has spoken. Go and do its bidding. Meow.